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First, let me start this review off by saying,WOW Bazz & Crue what a pleasant surprise. I decided to hit up Bazz & Crue after being convinced by a partner of mine to go because it was his birthday. I wouldn't be disappointed. The club is located in a old strip mall in Forestville,MD. From reading some of the reviews some people feel it is not a safe area, I would highly disagree. Now don't get me wrong Forestville has its fair share of knuckleheads, but if your just going to the club, having a good time, and going home there is nothing to fear. As my partner and I made our way to the parking lot its made very obvious which building is the club (Its lit fairly decent). The parking lot was not packed at all, and that is the way I expected it and like it on off nights like Tuesday. As we proceeded to the entrance you will be greeted by a big middle aged security guard in normal clothes under a canopy for a lit brief pat-down, then you will be directed inside. As you enter the small lobby area you will see a red light lit room with a small couch on the left and a receptionist desk directly in front of you, which typically has a white guy there to pay entry fee to and or get a membership ($20). The white guy proceeded to tell me that the Hours of Operation were Tuesday thru Sunday 9:30pm - 7am and on every other Tuesday is Topless Tuesday, which means the dancers will give topless lap dances regardless if your a big tipper or not. The Cover Charge is $20 all night on Fri & Sat, free or $5 before 11 other days. It is $8-$10 per song for Lap Dances. Now that the details had been explained I paid my $20 membership fee and proceeded into Bliss. First thing I notice is that the club has two sides, one side for the lung blow torchers and the rehab side(that's none smokers), but it really doesn't matter because all the smoke creeps to the non-smoking side. The two sides were a little different in terms that the smoking side had a long row of chairs along the wall and directly in front of you there is a fairly decent looking stage with a pole. The non-smoking side looked a bit more loungy only due to that fact it had some tables with chairs, and a few couches. The biggest difference is that the non-smokers side has two dance stages one in front and one on the side. The atmosphere in the club was very chill and laid back. Im guessing due to it being a off night like Tuesday the girls were really cool and friendly and never pushing for dances. The other patrons in the club were seen normally smoking their grit drinking their liquor(BYOL in plastic bottle only) and enjoying the scenery, honestly I didn't notice them. Overall the club was clean, low knuckle-head factor, the vibe and the music level was loud but more than tolerable.

Now to the Juicy part the dancers. As what you'll get from most D.M.V clubs will be a lot of different shapes and sizes if your an ass man you'll have a smile from ear to ear. The first thing a notice about the dancers was how chill and laid back they were and the fact that they weren't pushy. I would say that the girls would rank anywhere from a 5-9 and plenty of nice bodies to choose from, but there were no dimes in the spot and a few hoodrats of course. All of the dancers will get on stage eventually throughout the night and let me tell you some of these women really look like there having sex on stage. Feel free to tip on stage if you see something worth it, IM not sure if you can do a lot of touching on stage or not (YMMV), but saw plenty ass slapping especially if you tip well. Most if not all of the dancers were black or had some type of black in them. Now I did notice there were a couple stone faced veterans that didn't smile or talk very much, very non-personable, but you'll get some of them in any strip club, but I digress. As far as lap dances go YMMV. Now you will have some women that if you can build a little chemistry with them will allow to grab breast, play and pull nipples, lot of ass slapping and wobbling. I had a couple dancers feeling my chill vibe so much that I was able to do what was mentioned earlier and some. Did I mention I didn't tip much, also Im pretty sure some dancers in all strip clubs some are willing to do a little something strange for a piece of change outside of the club. Sorry fellas didn't get to check out the VIP. Final Tip You Want Your Mileage To Go Further is in the beginning or middle of a song find a dancer you've been eyeing all night and tell her the song you want a dance with her, use that time before your dance to create small talk and chemistry. Doing this always helps with getting more for your paper. Final conclusion definitely will be going back.