If I had never set foot...

If I had never set foot in a Texas strip club, and had to picture one in my mind, this is exactly what it would look like. I walked in for the first time Friday night, and thought it was awesome before I ever sat down. The club is big, just like Texas. The bar is big, just like Texas. And the stage is big, just like Texas. The Texas women were hot and I loved the club layout. I kept reading the reviews explaining the seven stages, but never could quite picture it in my mind. But when I saw it, it was awesome. I sat down on the main floor in front of the big stage and had the one stripping on it in front of me while there were two dancers strutting their naked stuff on my right and another two on my left. I realize watching the stages isn't necessarily what you come to a strip club for, but I felt like a fucking KING!

They played a mix of music that included rock, rap and of course country, keepin' it Texas. The quality of the girls was very good. I picked out a nice young thin one and waited until she got to her last stage, which was the one to the immediate left of the main stage. I tipped her and told her I'd like to get a dance. She was at my table about five minutes later and took me behind the stage for a couple of dances. She was great, with a nice personality and a face that was the spittin' image of Jessica Simpson, another Texas hottie who gives me a hard on every time I watch the Dukes of Hazzard movie. Later in the evening I was approached by a nice looking Latina who gave me a couple of awesome dances, very slow and sexy, just the way I like it.

I realize there have been recent reviews complaining of low mileage, but both of my girls let my hands roam freely without hesitation. I am not an extras kind of guy, so I can't speak to what's going on in that area. But the lap dances were top notch for 20 bucks.