Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786

Being a veteran of HT, I...

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tuscl
May 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Being a veteran of HT, I was disheartened to learn that HT had shut down. People had been talking about TL for years, but HT was much closer to my house (while still an hour away) so that was my club of choice for years. First time to TL last Monday at around 11 p.m. I had heard mixed reviews for years and that TL was just a "Triple AAA" team to HT major leagues. To my surprise and delight, TL was a very close second. All the perks of HT, just not as many girls or as much variety of poon. The lighting is actually better than HT was (you can actually see what you're investing in), and the VIP rooms are far bigger and better. Spacious and well lit and they don't make you claustrophobic. I wonder if had the lighting been better at HT I would have made better decisions than I did on some drunken nights.  Oh well, you live and learn. There’s a good mix of young and old at TL. A couple stunners, and all had their redeeming values. I chanced upon a dancer named Bridgette who had been there for 17 years. YES, 17 years! Holy S($*! For a MILF she was very well put together. Bangin bolt ons and a perfectly rounded boody. Nice, tan skin also. Face was ok, but had another younger blonde not caught my attention I would have gone the VIP route with Bridgette. Even though MILF’s aren’t my steelo. I like 22-25 year olds. For those of you who don't know, the City of Industry and Upland are the Male Adult Disneyland of LA strip clubs. EVERYTHING goes (at a price of course). They say it's the policing in the outskirts of LA that makes it more forgiving with the law. Whatever the reason, it's God's Gift to men. Unfortunately I did not find out about the glory of the Inland Empire until I was 29. That means I missed out on a lot of fun in my 20's. Back to Monday night, there was one brunette who was next to perfect as they “come.” I did not get her name. I was on track with another blonde hottie, so I'll have to explore that opportunity during my next visit. Guys beware, girls will throw a high price tag at first for VIP and Laps. And they all know their market value well. So it's really up to you to find your inner Donald Trump and negotiate with them. Even the Laps are more over the top and involved than standard strip clubs. They’re not strict about mouth use, and going between second and third base. FYI - The drink girls are always super young and pushy about drinks because it’s how they make their money. But the dancers don’t want you buying them a coke. They would rather pocket the $7-$10 for themselves. So don’t worry about being a gentleman. Spend all your energy and resources on the VIP. Happy Clubbing, Friends! Hope to see you there!

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