I've been away for awhile but...

I've been away for awhile but recently hit the club two nights in a row this week and once last week. This club is still my favorite but it's such a downer to see them operating it so status quo. It not changing at all which means its not improving. Which can only mean that they've no intent to do anything or are just there to be there. I will say that one thing has become highly disappointing over all 3 nights---stupid college students who are all peeing in the parking lot BEFORE going inside. What the fuck gives with these boneheads? Its not the club's fault, but the ownership should be aware because it looks bad and with Summer coming on will soon smell very bad. I witnessed it 5 times just tonight. Twice going in and 3 times when leaving. Ahh, but let's talk girls. Ryan is still there and is as gorgeous as ever. I like her Southern chill out mode, but she could stand to tear it up more. No offense babe because I worship you! But I mean the girl is a goddess so gets away with just looking as such. But, if she got out there and shook it, she might get more attention, money, etc. But hey to each his own. I mean the typical customer in here is CHEE-AP. So I find this is probably her dignity mode. Respek say Ali-G. Allison still looks great but acts to preoccupied and is what my friend Ron calls "some timey." Sometime she likes you, sometimes she doesn't know you. Too bad. Next! Ruby, a long, dark haired Mexican beauty has recently introduced. I've yet to get a private but she is gorgeous and I just love Mexican girls that are petite like her. She's a beauty in a classic sense. Not a hoopty girl but can dance a bit hoopty. My favorite gal of the moment is unequivovally "Ivory." She's a short, tight bodied sex-obat. That's strip club for she can move it 4 ReEAL. I love girls with short, spikey hair. She also has a pierced tounge which I'm neither here nor there about but as we all know it just says---ORAL fixation. That can never be a bad thing. Ivory will give you your money's worth on stage or in a private for $25. She has beautiful, milky white breasts and they are proverbial headlights. They're probably done but no visible scarring. She has a fun move where she'll purr and breath right on your dick so get ready. This girl says dominatrix and when she moves through the room she's like a killer whale moving through the school. Look out! Bang! Awesome chick. She makes you want her in a total way and I would be this girl's anything. Last, but not least, let's talk Summer. No, not the season but the dancer. Summer is so gorgeous. She has a 13 year old braces kind of girl next door face, but with Amazon height and a body so cut, you'll bleed to death just staring at it. I love watching her walk around in her electric green thong. God the things one would do to her....but I digress. Summer is a sweetie with a short attention span. She comes on really genuine but if you don't bite, she goes all A.D.D. Giver her some Aderol and you might be good to go. I wish she had more personality or one beyond 5 seconds. Thats the problem with so many strip clubs. Girls with 5 second personalities. I mean I know they're working it, but you'd think with clubs suffering for business in a saturated market, they'd be more about building a clientel by being a good listener. Ahh, but alas I'm a strip club romantic...