This was the first club I...

This was the first club I went to when I moved here from Houston recently. I was kinda feeling bad for one dancer who looked like she had bandaids covering her nipples. I thought maybe her borfriend had gotten a little carried away and bit them too hard or something. Ouch! I soon realized they all had these bandaids. What the heck no way that could be a coincidence? Anyway, I have come to realize that the bandaids are just the law in Orlando. Boo!!! I have been to Club Harem alot. It's a small, cozy yet cold place to hang out for a few hours. When you first walk in , the bar is right in front of you and there is a circular area to either size of the bar with the dancers stage right in the center of these circluar areas. No matter where you sit you will get a good view of the stage. This is because the club is really small. I have seen the stage area to the right of the door only open maybe 3 times (out of like 20) that I have went. Bring a coat because it is ALWAYS colder than a witches tit in a brass bra here. I kid you not!! The dancers here come and go like the wind. Some weeks there is a good group of dancers and others weeks the cute girls probably get tired of this place and quit so you might get a skank crew. Who hires these people anyways? I would gladly volunteer. Star and Lexi are by far my favorites. I would marry Star if she let me..she is beyond hot! The cover here is $10.00, beer is $5.25, and the tableside air dances are $10.00. So to sum up this club... it is VERY small, COLD, has reasonable prices, and be sure to ask for Star or Lexi.

Peace out.