Here's what this club doesn't have:...

Here's what this club doesn't have: valet parking, soft/cushy recliners, fancy decor, a location in a major city, prostitution. But it also doesn't have pretension, gold-digging bitch dancers (not many anyway), angry/muscular bouncers, expensive lap dances, stupid rules. And it generally doesn't have high-roller prick customers who think they're God's Gift to the human race. Guys who feel important paying $30 for an air dance. Guys who think the dancers are in love with them. You know-- idiots.

What it does have is young, friendly, happy, hot dancers who will grind you and let you touch most anywhere for $10 a song. I go to strip clubs all over the country, and they all have their strengths, but this place is the best all-around value. This is home. If I found out I was going to die tomorrow, I'd spend tonight here.