I was in New Orleans late...

I was in New Orleans late on a Friday night with perfect weather and I expected the top strip joints in town to be absolutely hopping and great. Boy was I wrong. Coverto get in was too high. Girls were average, no real witches, but NOONE was in shape like a pro stripper should be. The stage shows were fairly lackluster and barely kept my attention. On the plus side the bartenders were friendly and very professional. Couldn't find a single girl I wanted to go get dances from. For a club with a fairly nice interior that is part of a major chain located in a tourist Mecca, I was quite underwhelmed.