You will like if you are...

You will like if you are OK with old school strip clubs - smokey, dimly lit, dive bar with average looking "dancers". Most I've seen don't do anything I would call dancing. You do get a good look while they are on the tiny stage, once your eyes adjust to the darkness. After a few songs they will come around the inside of the bar and stop at each customer for a dollar. If they are working they will then make the rounds outside the bar giving mini barstool samples while asking if you want to have fun in the small, seedy, semi-private room. Caution, negotiate for what you want before going or as soon as you get in the room. Most will discuss options barside, some will not until you are in the room and they are sure you are not LE. Could be they don't want the other patrons to overhear. I've always managed to get a good deal. I dress decent, bathe before I go, and am willing to spend a few minutes on general conversation before getting down to business. I took a chance on a decent looking girl. As soon as we were in the room she asked for a tip if I wanted a good dance. I cut it at one and she didn't really understand why. Next up was a young one. She had just turned 21 and could now drink at work. I bought her a birthday shot and into the room we went. After standard negotiation she proved wise beyond her years. I'll be going back because it reminded me of the 80's.