Wow.. First and foremost, the pressure...

Wow.. First and foremost, the pressure in this club is insane. I was maybe two feet in the door before I was approached by the first girl. Hoping to get away from the approaches long enough to get my bearings, I took a seat at the tip rail. Apparently, this club has no taboo on girls approaching guys sitting on perv row. Three songs in, I had politely informed at least six or seven dancers that I wasn't ready for private and would like to settle in first... Given the utter inability to enjoy the stage show when being assaulted by hungry salesdancers (the last of which responded to my 'try me later' with a nasty toned 'fuckoff') I left with $500 in my pocket not including $80 in untipped ones I had loaded up with on arrival.

If you like to sit at the stage relatively unmolested and/or pick your dancer at leisure, this probably isn't the club for you. If you just go with the first girl that approaches, you should do just fine as there is no question that there's an excessive concentrstion of hotness at the Rhino.