Went to this club for the...

Went to this club for the first time today for lunch. It was dark as hell when I got in so it took me a minute to adjust. When my eyes adjusted what I saw was pretty damn cool from a decor standpoint. They have an upstairs where I guess it goes down as much as it can in that club. There are like three stages I think and two big projection TV's that overlook the main floor. Off to the right of the stage there is a Sports Bar. I didn't go in so I don't know what that was about.

I paid my $3 and went in. I was there for about 15 minutes before I even saw a dancer. It's like 1:00 PM and I'm like 'Damn, where the tits at!?!" Finally one chick comes out that had a nice ass but bee sting tits. I tipped her for the ass. Then another smaller, skinnier chicks came out and I was like "oh here we go with the skinny white chick brigade". Third dancer up was nice. I think her name was Macy. Tits, ass and hips. I ended up getting a lap dance from her and she was awesome, but no extras. That's fine as I only gave up $20. Lunch and a tea hit me for $12 including tip and that was off the $6 menu. The food was pretty good though. Overall, I'd go back Macy was cool and the wait staff was cool and little sexy too.