Was in town on business, and...

Was in town on business, and a co-worker insisted that we go here. I was fairly drunk when I arrived, so the details I remember are somewhat spotty, but I will do my best.

Co-worker said that the place is legendary, and has one hell of a reputation - even though I had never heard of it. $30 cover charge on a Tuesday seemed to be a bit much, but as soon as we walked in I was asked if I wanted a private dance. It seems that they don't really do many dances out in full view of everyone, although I'm sure if I insisted, they would have. Anyway, right away I was taken into a private room and the girl asked me if I had $80, which is about all I had left. She said that would get me two songs, but I was so drunk I didn't know if it was dancing for two songs or what. Well, she was also pretty damn hot, so I gave her everything in my wallet, and she proceeded to take out a condom and hand it to me. She then removed my pants and put it on me...and proceeded to "entertain" me for two songs. Wow. Given how drunk I was, this was totally unexpected.

I walked out of that room in a daze, and another girl who wasn't as hot as the first girl (she was really skinny, and I like my girls a little "plumper") - but I was raring to go...she asked me if I wanted quick, longer, or happiness. I said "happiness" of course - but that would cost me $500! I had to go to the ATM and hit my bank limit, which is something I swear I wouldn't do - just tells you how drunk I was. Anyway, after I gave her my money, I was in a private room for 20 minutes without interruptions, and let's just say that she let me do *anything* I wanted to. I left a very happy and tired man. This was the first place I went that promised something and delivered - without interruption from a bouncer or anything else. I'm pretty sure I was duped, and it wasn't going to cost $500...but that serves me right for going in there as drunk as I was. I would recommend it if you have a mission to accomplish, but it's not for the feint of heart.