Myrtle Beach is great for getting...

Myrtle Beach is great for getting value when it comes to golf courses, but when it comes to strip joints most places are rip-offs. There are a few exceptions and one of them is Secrets on the north end of Myrtle Beach. Don't get me wrong, it's not in the same league as PP in Columbia, but if you want our stick shifted in MB without taking a second mortgage it can happen here. Club is of moderate size, drink prices are average, and the place isn't too seedy. Quality of the ladies averages in the 6 to 7 range. On a recent visit I found the gals on the lower end of that scale to be more amenable to getting the job done in the back room. In fact one of these gals started looking more and more attractive as she slipped her hand up under my summer uniform (if you catch my drift). While it's not a lead pipe (pun intended) cinch that a friendly gal in the front room will come through in the back room, it was the case on this Thursday evening. Some of the better looking babes tended to be busier; and once I got their attention and moved to more private quarters, it seemed they were looking for more money for less action. Believe me, after a few beers those 6's start looking like 8's. Word to the wise, I've never seen this place wake up until after 6 or 7 in the evening. Have dinner first, and save some money for dessert at Secrets. Peter Gozinia