If you are in the Heathrow...

If you are in the Heathrow area, with time to spare then this is a low key hangout worth knowing. It is near unique in London in that it offers walkabout striptease rather than stage shows, and Londoners in the know would head here over the upmarket clubs in town. It is 10 minutes or so drive, or by public transport from the airport and Heathrow hotels. You can't miss the bright orange building. Small car park at the back can be full but street parking on nearby side streets, e.g. by the green a few yards along from the pub. From the airport Hayes and Harlington is one stop on the Heathrow Connect train service, or get any bus that goes to the station. From Hayes and Harlington station climb the stairs to the top exit, turn left to the crossroads by the green, turn left at the junction and you will see the pub in front of you. No more than 5 minutes walk. The front entrance of the pub is a regular bar with pool table etc. To get to the strip bar either walk through the Manchester United themed bar and into the back or use the open fire exit at the far end of the pub.

Drinks from the bar at regular pub prices. The bar service is notoriously slow, with one barman sometimes working both bars. Dancers on from midday to midnight 7 days a week, but only 3 or 4 per shift. Shift changes at 4 and 8. The dancers are predominantly Brazilian with some British and the odd Eastern European. Looks wise the quality is a lot better then you would expect for a neighbourhood bar, and big breasts tend to dominate the selection. For regulars they have a large roster with no dancer on more then 2 or 3 shifts a week.

The £1.00 tip in the jug is compulsory for each one song show, Dancer strips whilst walking round the room giving each customer some personal attention which will be nude and in your face, strict no touching rule in force. A feature is the imaginative use of the bar furniture as props. Show takes place every 2 or 3 songs so those £1.00 tips do stack up.