I was in the St Louis...

I was in the St Louis area for my early season golf & titty bar tour. The weather was unseasonably warm so I got to wear short which makes a trip to Miss Kitty a necessity. While the Washington Park area is not the kind of place that makes you feel safe Miss Kitty’s is right off I-64 and has a very open parking lot. After a fun time on the golf course I arrived mid afternoon paid the $5 cover and got a $3 soda. Loaded with dollar bills I headed to the stage where I was the only one there and sat down soon the redhead on stage is in my lap introducing me to her man made titties and giving me the Washington Park hand shake up the leg of my shorts all the while she is trying to sell me a lap dance. Next a dishwater blond dressed in a camouflage outfit is on stage and she comes over and shoves my face in between her boobs. I take a break from the stage and a medium built black dancer with a gorgeous face sits down we talk and soon her had is up the leg of my shorts and she is doing a great job of selling her abilities in the lap dance room so off we go. The lap dance room is quite open but we were the only one there soon she takes Mr. Happy out and starts titty f—king me. All in all a great day of golf topped off with getting my balls off at Miss Kitty’s, I can’t wait until next spring.