Mr m00tpoint and I were out...

Mr m00tpoint and I were out for some adult fun last night and decided to check our Scores in Stone Park. Given the reviews we had read and our knowledge of how tight Chicago SC limits are and the fact we were going in early on a Tuesday night, we went in with some pretty low expectations. If you are going to Scores, make sure to visit their website via your smart phone and get the free cover pass available. It is nice to be in the door for only the $6 mandatory valet parking fee.

There is a mandatory coat check immediately upon entry. Once you have devested yourself of any jacket and paid your admission fee you enter through double doors into the club itself. The club interior is dark and masculine. Very much an old-school gentleman's club feel with lots of black leather, gleaming chrome and mirrors. There is a medium size bar with approximately 5 barstools to the right, club chairs and small table seating in groups of 4's surrounding the stage and some black leather sofas lining the back wall. The main stage has one pole but no rail and no seats at the stage which makes tipping rather inconvenient. This is probably why I saw two men tip stage dancers during the whole time we were there. A raised VIP seating area with a very small stage and pole line the back wall. Ladies note: one must go up a set of stairs and walk through the VIP seating area before going down a set of stairs to get to the ladies' room. Note to self mrs m00t: remember this and don't down those Patron shots and beers so quicky. It's a long walk.... Oh, and note to Scores: YES, I NOTICED THE PATRON WAS WATERED DOWN!

When we arrived at around 8:30 PM there were four other customers in the club. All of them were upscale businessmen based on their attire and manerisms. It was getting a bit busier when we left around 11 but still not busy by any stretch. However, it should be noted that this club is open until 5AM so much of their business comes in around 2 and as the other clubs begin closing. The club itself is small so it would be very easy to get crowded pretty quickly.