This review is of the first...

This review is of the first strip club my wife and I went to as a couple as a part of her birthday celebration. When we walked into the place it was not so loud and the bouncer as well as the receptionist were very polite (they even checked and wished by girl a Happy Birthday). My wife is smokin' hot so as soon as we walked in she immediately took some of the attention away from the girls on stage. The atmosphere was not so loud or crowded as we got there after midnight and there were just a handful of people inside. We checked out the girls who were so-so but none of them fit the bill for my wife to get a lap dance from. The girls were either too skinny, too bulgy, or just ButtaFaces. I mean, honestly, the bartenders were hotter than most of these girls. We were about to leave until we asked our very kind bartender who was the best to get a lap-dance from when literally right then our girl had arrived.

She was petite with blondish brown hair, perfect figure, and very easy on the eyes. We waited awhile as she got up then proceeded to perform on stage. This girl was young, but by every means, a pro. She had everything down from the pole sliding, ass chick jiggling, and occasional wink or smile that had to have made every guy there blush and even had my wife smirkin' a bit. Now I have to say, my wife was very open minded but was just toying with the idea of having a dance up until this point. This girl sold it for her. We requested a dance and went into a back private room where things got very interesting. I got my lap dance first which great but as this Dancer moved onto my wife, I could tell there was some passion here. Now my wife is 5'4, thick, and a mix between Kim Kardashian and Alicia Keys (No exaggeration). This stripper looked hard into my wife eyes, got naked, and grinded hard into her repeatedly. She made some chest to face contact and then moved my Wife's hands over her chest slowly and sensually to give you a very small taste of what went on for a decent period of time. After the Dancer was done we actually talked to the girl for a little bit and she turned out to be sweet as well as respectful. We tipped her generously, went home, and the Wife had to let off a little steam if you know what I mean. We are already planning another trip back. Overall, the club was an 8 out of 10 but this score is all due to this once dancer who turned a bland night into one we'll never forget.