This was my first time at...

This was my first time at The Bird. Have a good map or GPS. Gps was off but a large sign saved a goose chase. No daytime cover. Fairly large club that needs upgrade. You go past LD room to main area with stage to your right and bar straight ahead. Good variety for only 3 dancers visible 5-7 on 0-10 scale. 1 over weight black dancer hooked with a regular, 1 fit American Indian who would have been a knock out if not for DDD augmentation and 1 blond who just needed a little toning to be gorgeous. They did stagedance, which was surprising considering only 3-4 customers. Topless only, I was about to try $5 tip for bottoms when Native American sat down. Nice conversation without pressure for a dance. I asked about procedures and heard routine $10 laps without touch in public, $20 in private area free touch except under panties. No other options were described. We retired to the LD area. Apparently it requires 2 people to enter. The electromagnet lock is released remotely while the door is pushed open. The lap area is one large open room with small uncomfortable chairs. The dances were nothing exceptional. After 2-3 decided to head out but asked to see blond first. More activity, nice protruding nipples which were offered freely and enthusiastically. After a few dances I went back out to finish my $3 beer and they tried to talk me into one more dance with both of them. I was the only patron left. Can someone explain why it is in my best interest to pay 2 dancer $20 each for one song on a chair that barely holds 1 person. I even offered $10 apiece but no takers. Stripper math is strange. I had some fun and I will probably stop by again but not one of my favorite clubs.