I got bored on a Saturday...

I got bored on a Saturday and decided to go drinking by myself. Came to Oasis at about 5p.m.. None of the dancers in the afternoon caught my attention so I decided to wait it out and pass the time by watching the Jordan Brand Classic on ESPN. This pretty bad ass dude striked up conversation with me and we ended up chatting over drinks. He was definitely one of the favorite regulars.

Around an hour and a half in, after being on my fifth or sixth drink... apparently I fell asleep sitting up at the bar. When I woke up, one of the dancers started laughing at me because I was bobbing my head like some kid trying to stay awake in the middle of class. I ended up getting a dance from the girl to try and wake me up. Got a little hungry so I ordered some food (I thought I'd never fucking touch the food in a strip club, but I was pleasantly surprised by how good the cuisine was). There's a new afternoon bartender that's a bubbly blonde. Cool girl.

Anyway, the game ended, shift change took place, more people started trickling in. Got a dance from a gorgeous half-thai, half-white girl. Spotted a beautiful model-esque brunette on the main floor. She always seemed to be in high-demand when I see her and I've waited an hour just to get a dance from her in the past. Got the bartender to get her attention and low-and-behold, she was at my side in five minutes.