Club Venus is a bar off...

Club Venus is a bar off Michigan not too far from Crazy Horse which shares a parking lot with the conveniently located Victory Inn No-tel. Paid 3 dollars to an "attendant" to park. Walked in was patted down and was asked to pay a 6 dollar cover. Right after I paid the cover, the bouncer hit me up for a tip. I gave him the change from the ten and sat down at the bar.

The stage is directly to the left and behind you as you walk in. the main room is divided in two. On the right side is the bar and on the left side is tables and seating facing the main stage. There was plenty of room to sit and the place was less than half full. I immediately scanned the room: Cute, thick/chubby blonde on stage, A not bad hispanic chick coming out of VIP, 1 thick black dancer who was busy chatting with some customer the entire time I was there was seated with another thick white, middle aged chick. The thick white chick walked by and greeted me with a hug and some conversation just after I ordered my beers.

The bartender wasn't a looker , but she was wearing booty shorts and a sports bra and had a nice rack. I asked for a budweiser and she helpfully informed me that a bucket of 6 beers was only 7.75 and one beer was 6.00. I knew I wouldn't drink all that beer but that bucket deal was easily the best deal on drinks I'd ever gotten at a club so I jumped on it.