The Playhouse may be the real...

The Playhouse may be the real "Happiest Place on Earth". Where else can you bring in a six pack or a bottle of wine and have them chill it/serve it for you as needed? The bartenders are usually very nice, especially if you take good care of them, Patty can break a bottle with her tits, so watch out and tip well. Its BYOB - Beer & wine only. A $5 cover 12-5pm and $10 after 6pm during the week, but that includes a few drinks (soda, water juice, etc.) The 5-6pm time slot is the sweet spot at the Playhouse any day but Sunday (they're closed), it leaves you with more $$ for the lovely ladies. Friday and Saturday after 6pm is a standard $15 cover, (no drinks included, except the ones you bring) but there is usually a good number of dancers available, and most of the stunners are there for you to chose from.

There is a 50/50 mixture of Brazilian and American girls in the early evening, but mainly Brazilians during the day. Most of the Brazilian girls are sporting "Silicone" and most of the Americans are the real deal. Ruby and Lea are the rockstars of the Brazilian contingent, but are some what robotic in the services they provide. Of the Brazilian girls, Mila is one of my favorites, she is a bit older but has a great body and a sweet personality. Jennifer is also quite talented, all business. There are several Brazilians that are WAY past their prime though and should hang up their stilettos. There is a Columbia girl named Selena that has a gorgeous face, a plump rump and a very sweet disposition. Of the Americans, there are a few that clearly stand out. Candace has a beautiful face and can really work the pole in amazing ways, Blondie has a huge rack, and Natalie is really cute, but often spends her time with a regular customer for 30-35 songs at a time...which doesn't seem very cost effective, but I guess the guy is in love?? There was an Asian girl named Mercedes who was extremely hot and very cool, but she has since disappeared. Nadia is probably my favorite of the Americans even though I think she is really Eastern European. She is tall & leggy and has an adorable face, beautiful, authentic equipment, one of the sweetest personalities in the place and is just too sexy for words.

The girls will work the bar, and give you some snuggle time for a $1 or $2 or $3, depending on how long they sit/visit with you. Most will let you hug, kiss (not on the lips) and do some light petting. The private dances are $30 per 4 minute "song" and are worth every penny if you are with the right girl (the girl gets $20 & the house $10). There is an open room area ($20 per song), but you won't be getting any special treatment there & they are rarely used. The private dance experiences vary by the girl. Some will kiss (I mean really kiss), but most don't, especially the Brazilians. All will be topless and will let you fondle, suck and rub til your heart's content. Some will let you rub outside the G-string, some will let you under it briefly, some will let you get knuckle deep and some will give full access to all of their wares. There are a few that will let you get your face wet, but there are not many that I would be willing to share my Cunning Linguist skills with, for hygenic reasons. Some will provide manual release and some even produce their own lotion, but not all girls do it. I suggest you unzip your fly and see if their hand finds its way in there...surprise, surprise. I've heard rumors that there are some girls that provide extra oral services for a certain price, but it seems to be a rarity due to the gentleman watching the camera and calling out the number of songs.