I have been to Cabaret many...

I have been to Cabaret many times. Now that Pumps in Keansburg has closed, Cabaret now holds the title of biggest dump, dive Strip "Club" in New Jersey. I go because I'm driving through and want a beer and sometimes I'll know the bartender or a dancer and getting a beer by yourself here is still better than getting a beer by yourself at some random regular bar when you're only planning on staying for a short time. The place is really dirty, and they no longer serve food. Almost all of the dancers are hooked on dope or pills and will spend more time on their phones trying to get their dealers or regulars who support their habit to come in than in entertaining. There is a back section (very small) where private lap dances can be had. Most of these girls need the money so you can get basically anything you want back there given the girl and the cost isn't too high. Many will try to meet OTC and offer full service there with or without protection (choose with given these girls!). If you like skanky girls and want to enjoy extras you can't usually get or to take liberties with where your hands go and what they do, then this is the place for you. Or if you are looking to kill some time and don't want to drink alone then stop in as the drinks are reasonably priced. Otherwise don't even consider it.