So I was going somewhere else...

So I was going somewhere else in the area and had some time to kill. I showed up at 7:00 and left at 8:15. During this time, and I am not exaggerating or using hyperbole to any extent but I was as bored as I have been at any time in my life. In that hour and 15 minutes there was one dancer present--that's it--and the dancer was 45-50 years old and Russian from what I could hear of her talking from several seats away. She was sitting with another customer and never came over. Granted, they went back to the Champagne Room eventually, so she wasn't about to leave her sugar daddy, I get it, but at least a dancer will come over at some point and at least acknowledge you're here--to wait for her, etc. And management will usually at least ask the dancer to come over. And management will usually make sure there is more than ONE dancer. A strip club with no strippers--an interesting concept. Also, they were pretty cheap--instead of running the air conditioner they had the back and front doors propped open to have a cross-breeze I guess. The decor is all Egyptian inside, impressively so I guess and would be cool if there were strippers, but Egyptian seems weird and out of place in a place named Pandora's Box.