I checked out Cloud Nine around...

I checked out Cloud Nine around 8:30. It is located out in the country somewhere near Harleysville. This is basically a local bar with strippers. The stages are in the middle of the large squared bar. There are two stages: a small one-pole stage up front, a larger two-pole stage in the back. You cannot tip the girls on stage unless you wad up your bills and throw them, which no one was doing. Each girl danced one song on the front stage, then one song on the back stage. Afterwards, they’d walk around the bar to each patron, expecting a tip. I tipped mostly a single dollar when they did this because most of the strippers were not very good-looking in my opinion, nor could any of them do legitimate pole tricks. Plus, why should I tip when I cannot even cop a feel or get a close-up look? A few of them gave me attitude, like they expected me to hand them ten bucks or something for a lackluster show. Tips should be earned and never should be mandatory. I hate these East Coast clubs with the stages inside the bar. It is free to get inside the bar. The bartender was slow and bitchy. A pint of beer cost me $4.50. The glass that they served it in seemed to be sticky, dirty just like the club.

As I already mentioned, the quality of the dancers was rather poor. However there was a diamond or two in the rough. I was enamored with a young Puerto Rican dancer who I was fixing to get some lap dances with, but she had to suddenly leave due to her friend/driver leaving. I missed out on a certified 9. The next best option was a blond 7, but she seemed to be hanging out with her boyfriend at the bar, so I did not bother to approach her. Otherwise, all of the other eight or nine dancers were 2-6’s on my scale. The culprit being that they were either past their prime, chubby, ugly, or a combination of the aforementioned factors. As a result, I did not try any lap dances. While it is possible there might be a few gems to be found here, I will not return to this club due to the no-contact stage show, bad attitudes of the dancers and bartender, and the tip parade after every undesirable gets off stage.