Was out in the LA area...

Was out in the LA area and I wanted to hit up a local strip club. This was the highest rated strip club to go to the area which is why I went. Cover was $16 per person and when we initially went in it was kind of empty. We got there around 8:30-9:00 and there were not many girls around nor were their that many guys. Alot of the strippers didn't seem interested cause they would just sit in the back and text on the phone. For awhile no strippers actually came up to me which also was pretty annoying. However, after about 15 minutes a stripper ended sitting next to me and we had a pretty good conversation until it was her time on the stage. By that time alot more strippers started showing up (mainly 7 or 8s) and so did more guys. So I am guessing I might of just been there a little too early. Anyway lap dances were $10 which is insane since I am use to paying $20-30. $50 takes you to the VIP area (also includes the 5 dances) which is just a more private room with cubicle like seating. The crazy thing is you have to pay the bartender $50 to get a "ticket" which you then give to one of the guys who is sitting at the entrance. Once you go in the VIP area the girl will keep on dancing non stop. You have to be careful because after your 5 dances you will be charged $10 for each song but you don't pay up front they basically tell you when you leave that you stayed for 10+ songs (past your initial 5) and you will stuck with $100+ bill. Not really bad if you know about this upfront but if this is your first time you might just be thinking your stripper is giving a free bonus and find out when you try to leave that you owe them a shit load of money. So just FYI. Also its tricky because it is hard to keep track of how many songs have passed when a girl is drying humping you to death. So either make sure you have alot or money or set your phone alarm to go off after a certain amount of time. Also the girls only dance in bikini and they don't remove their tops. They flash their tits a little bit but thats it. So for a place to have nude dancers and only giving you bikini dances is kind of lame. Anyway just providing some information for people who might get screwed on some things that no one tells you when you enter.