Coliseum
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11300 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205

Gotta echo a lot of what...

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Pax
Apr 8, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Gotta echo a lot of what I'm seeing here. Nice club, decent value, dancers need a serious lesson in sales though.

Got there around 8 or 9 and the place was packed. That should be a good thing. Unfortunately, all the girls were either congregating around one of the bars or just sitting at the tables. After a good 30 minutes of not getting approached even once, we grabbed a booth. It still took 15 minutes to get anyone's attention as the girls didn't seem to really be circulating. The first couple who did meander by were the standard "Hi, want a dance?" type that I always ignore. One sat down without saying a word, sat for five minutes of lackluster conversation, then got up without saying a word and left. Finally, a beautiful dark-skinned young lady capable of talking sat down and struck up a conversation and immediately earned our attention (and money).

I don't know if it's the market where the customers who do come in are spending money, making the girls lazy, or if there simply aren't enough girls on staff here in a shift to drive competition. There is no shortage of attractive dancers, they just have the personality and sales technique of fast food workers. I'll probably give this place one more try and then I'll work on PHC for a while.

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