It is extremely difficult to find...

It is extremely difficult to find a club with thick women: normally they want needle-thin bags of bones (seriously, guys, there is better). Exotica is different. Every time I've been here, there was at least one woman with healthy curves. And everyone is friendly, all smiles.

I came in Saturday afternoon, and found a dancer named Kala. She may be their thickest one there, and I was mesmerized by her big butt (think two basketballs). She was very pretty and friendly. I had two dances with her, and she went the extra mile, really digging her backside into me. Kala didn't allow touching, which was fine by me (fellas, ASK before you touch someone).

You will find her there every Saturday afternoon, but you may want to check with the DJ if she has other days there. If you're like me, your search is over, because Exotica is the only Portland club encouraging bigger, beautiful dancers.