Was in town to enjoy some...
Was in town to enjoy some spring training ball, and of course we planned on hitting Mons, but the crowd over there was a bit too much to handle. We decided to go across the street to try this place out. We took a cab straight from dinner at a steakhouse right in the area, and had already consumed my share of bourbon before we even arrived. I know there was a cover, but my buddy picked it up for me, as I had picked up dinner. He also peeled off a bunch of cash and stuck it in my hand to enjoy as well. Even though I knew I had our full dinner on my credit card, it just seemed like free money at the time, and I decided to use every penny.
Not being a big one for sitting by the stage, we got a table a little off to the left and waited to see what type of dancers would approach us. They had a decent variety of girls there, probably a couple of 9s mixed in with mostly 7s. Very few really unattractive ones though, so bonus points for that. Had a few hot girls come by that tempted me, but finally went for a lap with hot little blonde with a great set of bolt-ons. She had a really tight, toned body - I'm not a big fan of "soft" curves, and like my women more on the thin side (not waif, but no body fat/jiggling). Did 3 songs in the back room and was reminded of how much I like that old "Tampa Touch" rule. Lots of insinuation about what goes on in the spaceship, but really just sounded like the basic lines to get you to pony up for going back - not sure if there is real mileage back there or not.
Went back to my table and relaxed for an hour or so until one really little spinner-type blond was up on stage, HAD to get a dance from her so walked up to the stage, tipped her $20 as she was making the rounds and asked her to find me when she was done up there. Had a FANTASTIC 3-song dance with her about 20 minutes later, she put on an amazing "show" of acting like she was as into the dance as I was (if she wasn't acting, she had to either be really attracted to me, or just be one of the horniest chicks around, but I'm 99% sure acting - still a ton of fun though!).
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