Why is this Club rated so...

Why is this Club rated so HIGH ?? Because you can get a nude dancer on your lap for a couple of songs if you buy the "VALUE PACKAGE?" Three (3) songs for $55). It is located in an industrial area right off the very expensive IL/IN Skyway Toll Road. The drink choices (included in your $13 cover) are limited to near-beer and non-alcoholic drinks. The stage performances are tepid and dispirited. The lighting truly looks like Rec Room 1970's, and you wait endlessly for an opportunity to get your dream "hottie" to leave the "dirty ol bastard" she's been sitting with between stage performances.

Upstairs in what appears to be makeshift "changing rooms, " like those that you would see in retail stores; is where the private dances take place. The music from downstairs is barely audible, the lighting is faint, and the dancer-lady places a kitchen towel on your lap to lessen the likehood of a fluids exchange. It's a surreal experience to hear a guy grunt next door and to see more guys lining up for their turns to experience these lovelies on their laps.

Grinding can be intense and touching the forbidden fruit is limited to the Ta-Tas, asscheeks, and legs. Don't go for punani or you will be escorted off the premises and labeled a perv.