I actually visited this club twice,...

I actually visited this club twice, once on a Sunday afternoon (between shifts), and then again that Friday between shifts. No cover either time (but I think it's $10 after 6). Outside is a fairly safe neighborhood--well lit parking lot with security guard. As soon as you step inside, you'll be greeted by one of the waitresses who are standing in line to seat us horny dudes as we step inside. You'll be able to sit anywhere you want on the main floor. The raised area toward the left back and the stairs lead to VIP areas (think $$).

They have a beer special in the afternoons--not well advertised, you have to ask. It was only $4.50 till 7 on both days. Sunday I think was Coors Light and Thursday was Bud Light. Food looked good--I tried the jamabalaya and was very happy I did. Dancing is going on three at a time (I like seeing multiples at once) on the three stages surrounding the main floor. I'm sure the weird couch (vs a pole) on the main stage has gotten lots of press already so I won't talk about it too much. If you get your ass up and give a dancer a buck, you'll get a great show and probably get to play along--just go with it. Both times I was there all the chicks were skinny/thin, some tats, some piercings, a lot of ethnicities/nationalities represented. I don't think I saw any I'd rate higher than about an 8. I considered buying a dance, but then you can get just about the same action when the girls come by to sit with you and ask you if you want a dance (plus the $1 you give them while they're dancing). The lappers just didn't entice me (didn't see anyone getting amazing mileage so I wasn't going to put out the quid).

All in all, I would go back, not for the mileage, just for the easy entertainment and to watch the Spurs!