I visited the club twice last...

I visited the club twice last week. The first visit was on a Wednesday evening, 7 to 9:30pm. The second visit was on the following Monday afternoon, 2 to 4:30pm. I'll start with some numbers:

cab fare from metro airport: $20 each way including tip.

Cover at the door on Wednesday evening: $10

Mandatory coat check per visit: $2 plus tip.

Each gin and tonic: $8.75 plus tip.