Went to the Caberet based on...

Went to the Caberet based on the reviews found on here and can say without any hesitation that this is the worst club I've ever been to. Showed up around 11pm and paid the $10 cover - not too bad so I thought we were off to a good start. Went inside and was no more than 3 steps inside when a guy asked us what we wanted to drink. No alcohol because it's supposidly a "nude" strip club (although you can BYOB). We ordered a soda and found seats at the stage. There were only about 6 customers in the club and NO girls on the stage. As a matter of fact, the entire 45 minutes we were there, only 2 girls danced on the stage and neither took off any clothes???? There were 5 "ladies" working that night and none of them above a 3. One girl actually appeared to be about 6 months pregnant! I turned down 4 requests for dances waiting for some good looking ladies to appear out of the VIP but it never happened. DJ ordered an "all girls on stage" review which prompted another lady to come around asking for a dollar bill. This is NOT optional by the way, if you don't pay you'll be asked to leave. After this we were 100% sure there were no attractive ladies in the club so we headed for the door and made our way to the Red Parrot in Horizon.