All I can say is that...

All I can say is that I love Sara Charmin. I came in here in the middle of the day, like noon or so. It was dark, and like 5 guys in the place. One fixing the fusebox or something. The hottest woman I've ever seen walks by and sits with me. She says "why are you here" and I said I wanted a beer. She says that's why she is there, too. She looks exactly like Catherine Zeta Jones, I mean, exactly. She says she will be coming out to where I live soon and she gives me her email address. Can you believe it? Some guy wanted her to do a birthday dance for him, but I asked for a private dance first. She was like "oh you mean here?". Anyway, I did 5 laps on the benches near the wall for $10 each. Wonderful. She spoke to me in Spanish. Hot. I would have stayed for $100 of fun if I had time that Sunday afternoon but I had to go catch my flight. I can't wait to see Sara Charmin again.

Beer was reasonable and there was no cover. I have heard the place is dangerous at night but I did not see it during the day. One big square stage and a bar. Simple but classic feel.