I haven't been here in more...

I haven't been here in more than a year (2-25-11) and swore I'd never go back. I was in the area and decided to stop in. My previous visit was in the late evening and as it was 1pm in the afternoon I thought I'd see if the time of day made any difference. NOT MUCH ! Of the 5 dancers, 2 were reasonably attractive. One was a tall thin ghetto looking black girl and another tall slightly heavyset black girl. The heavyset girl had a beautiful face. They both spent all their time sitting at the bar with some black guy (their pimp?) and didn't circulate. Another woman was a mid 20's to 30 FUGHLY. That brings me to the 2 that accosted me. The first was Marilyn. Marilyn is at least 50 years old. I remember her from the old Seven Seas in Hammond. She went by the name of Smoke at that time. I'll giver her credit, for an old woman she has a nice tight little body, but she is still OLD and looks it. Next was Tiffany. Like Marilyn she has a decent body for a woman her age (might be pushing 60, I'm not kidding). She had as much gray hair on her head as black and an OLD and TIRED looking face. I have 3 rules when it comes to getting lap dances. NO dances from women that weigh as much or more than me (170lbs), NO dances from women who APPEAR to be within 15 years of my age (50), and NO dances from any women who smells as if she hasn't bathed within the last 24 hours. Needless to say, I left with my money still in my pocket.