It was my first visit to...

It was my first visit to this club and it was . . . different. There was a $5 cover charge and the interior was above average. The bar had a very limited selection domestic beer so I chose a vodka and tonic for $4.75. They had 3 stages working and I took a table next to the main stage. The dancers ranged from 6 to 8 and quite honestly had some “bigger” girls that were very attractive; not usually my thing. I’ve been writing these reviews for years and I’m now in my early 50’s. I’m described as distinguish looking and very well dress; so basically I look like a sugar daddy to most of the dancers at the clubs I visit. What was different here was that I was never approached by a dancer or a waitress. It’s not because the dancers were hanging out with the regulars, it’s like I was just simply invisible.

After about an hour, I was finally approached by a dancer who was in the 7 range. Her first comment was that she was surprised that I was still sitting alone. After some conversation we went for a lap dance at 2 for $30. As stated before, the LD area is large and open with couches around the perimeter of the room. We ended up doing 4 or 5 dances with heavy contact. GUYS BEWARE, it is springtime and girls are getting their tan on. I realized after I returned to my hotel that my pants crotch and shirt were covered with spray-on tan. (I won’t complain about the lipstick on my crotch.) Thank God I wasn’t going home that night. So the big question is, do I wash khaki pants in hot or cold?