I now have a new favorite...

I now have a new favorite club in the South Bay. I've never been a fan of bikini clubs, figuring that if you're going to spend the money, you might as well go full nude. Sporty's (and Sadie) have made me reconsider that opinion. First, let's talk about the physical layout. Sporty's is a small storefront bar in a relatively forgettable strip mall behind a KFC. The place is tiny, having barely enough room for a pool table, bar, and a single stage. In the back there are a couple of seats for private dances, but no actual wall separating the area from the rest of the bar.

The atmosphere is that of your typical neighborhood bar, safe enough that a couple of guys had brought their wives or girlfriends for a game of pool. The bouncer was laid back, no cover due to it being a Sunday evening. The bartender was friendly and quick. An extra bonus: no annoying DJ.

The main draw of the bar is the girls. The dancer on stage was the aforementioned Sadie. She was very friendly, introducing herself within a few minutes of my arrival. After her set she offered me a private dance, respectfully noting that I had just arrived. At $20 dollars a dance, I accepted. By the way, she is also very, very attractive. Great body, sweet smile, and all-natural to boot. Now, having been to Reno and Portland, both towns with a much broader strip club culture, I can honestly say that she delivered the hottest single private dance that I have ever enjoyed. I won't go into details, but I can say that her performance was classy, entirely legal, and thoroughly sexy.