Albeit a little shoddy on the...

Albeit a little shoddy on the outside, Irving's is a quaint, little titty tavern that offers a cornucopia of brown women that range from the plumply proportionate to the towering behemoths that look like extras from Bloodsport. Seriously, one chick in here looks like the chocolate version of Bolo from Enter the Dragon. But all that being said, Irving's is a vivacious strip club where the girls will twerk on your lap like they're meth depraved metheads and your crotch is the Mecca of crystal. They also play porn on their one, bulbous big screen tv. I don't know why, but it does pass nicely as sidebar entertainment to watch pornstar-turned-rapper-turned-pornstar Brian Pumper do his calling on a shitty big screen while some lurching fatass is making her rounds for a sympathy dance.

They also have good specials, so there's that.