Hadnt been to a dance club...
Hadnt been to a dance club in over a year and had the day off so decided to visit FL. It may be obvious to most but I learned from this trip that the one thing you dont want to be at a club is indecisive. I wasnt sure how much I wanted to spend and who with.
It was 3 PM and the club was a bit dead (last time so packed it was like times square...a saturday early evening). After downing a few bears, i tipped some girls at the stage...all easily 7's. Looking around saw a few 5's mostly 7's and possibly one 8 or 9 (two asian girls). Anyways so i am avoiding the PD upsell by avoiding eye contact but then this one girl just sits on my lap.
She looked pretty good but as mentioned I wasnt sure if I wanted to blow all my money on her or wait around for someone hotter. I also wasnt sure if I wanted mileage more than looks. This girl (from Brazil) made it clear mileage was definitely on the menu. So finally i figured on the thirty dollar laps. From the start she was a shifty sales person "for you...thirty dollars". But the laps were much better than what I had gotten before at FL much much mileage....but it was clearly to upsell again to the gold room. I spent 90 on her and figured that would be it but she came right back to my table and apparently wasnt taking no for an answer. At my age you value your money even more than HE's but only slightly. Finally being indecisive I gave in. I knew I had more cash at home (part of the not sure how much I planned to spend...I usually prefer leaving the cards at home). But much worse the ATM machine was not working...simply not giving out money. This freaked me out and was ready to call it off but she got the manager and he implied it did not take anythign (still a bit worried to look at my account) so instead went for Foxy cash (at this point I am just being downright stupid). On the upside I did get 30 minutes of high mileage from a reasonably good looking braziian and a complete but cole HE. So in a way I got what I wanted but for a bit more than planned. In total it was 700 (possibly 900 if the ATM stole my money). I would go to clubs more if it wasnt for how they really can extract cash out of you so quick. I went back upstairs had a beer and watched a very nice asian with fake boobs but no real money to tip. So its the indecision thing again. I possibly could have gotten a dance with her with much less mileage (she was an 8 or 9 and just guessing) and less agressive upsell or the agressive brazil girl who gave a lot and took a lot. This visit made me think even if I was a millionaire I would lose most of my money cause if you have it and dont watch it very close there will be someone to take it. Maybe I am just getting to old for this. If you are smarter, more sober you may have a good time here but I am not going back for a while. beware those atm machines.
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