I've only been to this club...

I've only been to this club a small handful of times, but this most recent visit will probably be my last. I've never seen the place busy, but this was ridiculous. For almost an hour, I was the only patron in the club. There were only three or four dancers. Only two of them bothered to go on stage during my visit. I never did get my crummy overpriced mandatory soft drink. (How could they have forgotten? There was literally no one else there.)

On the plus side, there was one dancer working who was far and away the hottest I've seen at this club. A very pretty girl-next-door type, she was young and fresh-faced with a slim and sexy physique. She claimed it was only her second week working -- and from the surprisingly poor quality of the dance she gave me, I believed it. Maybe she'll get seasoned with time. Club-hounds should hope so, because she was a total knockout -- but at present, not worth the price of a dance.

I got my second dance from a more generously upholstered, older-and-sadder-but-wiser performer. It was fine. I hung around a while after that, figuring I'd buy one more dance -- but the girls basically vanished. Eventually two other patrons drifted in together (a couple). They looked confused at the lack of dancers.