I just visited Puerto Vallarta and...

I just visited Puerto Vallarta and had a great time overall except for one bad experience which was to go to this sorry excuse of a strip club, stinking, shithole called Aqua. This place only has one purpose and that is to rip you off and strip you out of every single penny you have with you.

This was my experience:

First of all, the cover charge is ridiculous (more than $20) and only includes one cheap tequila shot as a complimentary drink. I paid because I thought the quality of women would be very high. I was wrong. Right when you sit down you won't even have time to relax and enjoy the scenery as you will have all these prostitutes sitting next to you and demanding you to buy them a drink. I finally succumbed to buy this whore a drink ($20) and then all the waiters and her started to take advantage of my drunken state.

Out of nowhere, I get sent a bill of at more than $600 just for a bottle and a few drinks. This included the $100 tip that the waiter decided to add for himself. I freaked out and they threatened me for me to pay if I didn't want to get in any trouble. After I paid, the hooker left and went to some other customer to rob. When I stood up to go get her, the customer's bodyguard (I assume this customer was a drug dealer) threatened me and then I got kicked out of the club even after spending all that ridiculous amount of cash.

Once again, don't go unless you want to get ripped off by low quality prostitutes and get thrown out of the place after you are left with no more money to burn. Hope that helps.