I have a problem with the...

I have a problem with the "strippers under glass" concept at clubs like this. They're too far away from you to get the charge of having girl parts in your face. There are so few dancers each shift, that you usually have to wait and wait for the one pretty girl to come your way. The lap dances are essentially air dances, with grinding only when they accidentally brush up against you. In hopes of trying to get a little more for my buck, I went up to the runway and slid a dollar under the glass, and was told by the dancer I needed to pony up at least a $5 if I wanted to see anything. And none of this would be a problem if the dancers did any dancing whatsoever. They just wander from pole to pole without gyrating or dancing at all. Total waste of time.