I've visited Houstons best titty-bar every...

I've visited Houstons best titty-bar every other month for about 6 years now for a reason.

Very high mileage, but it does cost a bunch. These girls are the consumate wallet vampires; you just have to

know how to deal w/it. For all you novices here are some tips

1 accept the fact that you are going to spend between $250 and $1,500.

2 accept the fact that you are going to be accosted within 5 feet of paying the cashier by at least one