I have no idea why I...
I have no idea why I like this club so much. It smells, the stools wobble, it has one of the worlds worst bathrooms, and most of the dancers are plug ugly. But every now and then you can find a great time here. Just when I was about ready to write this place off of my bar crawl list, I stopped in to give it one last shot. Most of the regular dancers were there...no one worth getting a dance from, when this pretty cute, young thing comes out of the back room and sits down beside me. Not a ten by any means, but worth spending some time with. Her name is Nicky, about 25, and not totally wasted like most of the other girls. She just has a nice buzz on. Since I do too, we hit it off. She dances down in Canton, but had to move north because she got fired. Seems she got a little fucked up and put on a show with another dancer that was even a little too crazy for that crowd. We talk, she dances, and pretty soon I'm thinking this will be one of the good nights. All I can say about her dances is that I had to stop her a few times because I didn't want to "have an accident" sitting at the bar. For those of you not familiar with this club, they have a terrible VIP. It sits behind a shear curtain in the front corner of the bar. Not the most secure place you'd like for a little ono-on-one with a dancer. I rarely take a girl into the VIP here. But after about an hour and a half of MGD's and Nicky, I decide it VIP time. Dances are $15, but it really comes down to you and what you want, and what the dancer tells you it will cost. 3 songs later, I'm on my way home and looking forward to another trip to Lusty's in the future.
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