"Friendliest girls in town" say the...

"Friendliest girls in town" say the flyers. Yeah, some, but others are obnoxious loud ugly drunks who will try to bully you into buying dances from them. There's no booze but it's easy to bring your own, as the last statement about drunk dancers proves, a pool table and some video games. A couple dancers will leave with you and go drink, then come back and sell you dances.

There's a VIP room, buy non-alcoholic champagne and sit with a girl there, but most dancers would rather sell you a lap dance. Some work it, some spend the dance trying to sell you more dances while just giving you kind of a peek, some let you use hands, mouth, whatever. The lap dances are in a booth, with no curtain. You sit on a couch thing about two feet wide inside, and after you pay her, she either dances between your legs or climbs right on top of you. We paid 30 for a topless "dance", and 40 for a nude "dance". A couple charge more.

If no one's tipping, they'll just let the stage sit there empty. There's a hostess a couple nights a week who sells drinks, it's 2 bucks for sodas/water, 3 for juice and tea and 4 for non-alcoholic beer and Red Bull. She also sells lap dances but she's fat so I didn't get one. It looked like the guys she was giving them to were having fun. It's ten dollars to get in but you can sometimes talk the guy at the door down to seven. If they say five bucks then they're gonna close any minute. Either come up and get your lap dance or wait til another night. Most of the girls have a lot of mileage, most have tattoos. Later at night, many of them are completely wasted.