I've been going to the Two...

I've been going to the Two Minnies for over 20 years, but only because it's the least objectionable club in town. Cover is usually $5, except for the rare times when a "featured entertainer" decides to work a small market.

The quality of the dancers varies widely. You'll see brand-new girls trying out the dancing profession for the first time, ladies who have been dancing for a LONG time, some long-term regulars, and lots and lots of different ladies over time.

The place is run cheaply. I recognize the tables from the first time I went to the Two Minnies back in the eighties, and I doubt they've ever cleaned the carpet. And how much could it cost to get some new chairs, for crying out loud! Stackable metal chairs with vinyl seats can't be THAT expensive!

Anyway, if you feel the urge to spend some time with some coochie, Two Minnies isn't all that bad. You might get lucky and spend some time with a real cutie, like Bree, but more than likely, you'll just have the chance to spend some money buying drinks for a disinterested lady with a couple of kids to complain about. You'll find lots of bad moods, coupled with heavy-handed management.

Lap dances are $20 usually, with decent contact but precious little privacy.