Bad experience at Cheetah's. The minute...
Bad experience at Cheetah's. The minute I walked in a big sketchy dude comes up to me and my buddy and asked if we wanted private lap dances. We were both pretty drunk so we said yes. I never asked how much it would cost (vip, private dance, etc), which was my first mistake. I just felt stupid asking -- I was a drunk idiot. My buddy and I went right to VIP and went our separate ways. After my first lap dance the bouncer asked me if I wanted more. Well having major blue balls of course I said yes. I swear it felt like 5 minutes which should have been 30 minutes. I was so drunk it's kind of a blur. I remember someone bringing me drinks, but don't remember ordering them. I don't even know if the drinks were included in the vip set fee or what. I probably got a total of 2 lap dances one 30 minute and one 15 (but like I said it felt like 10-20 minutes total and maybe it was cuz I wouldn't have know the difference). I think the strippers name was Kat, but not 100% sure. I'd guess she was Russian -- didn't ask. She was average, real boobs. I had my beer goggles on so I guess it really didn't make a difference. She did a lot of heavy grinding, that I remember. She took off my belt and untucked my shirt. I'm not sure if that was to turn me on or so her ass wouldn't get chapped from my heavy jeans. Her boobs were all in my face but I couldn't touch them with my hands. WTF? I remember the guy coming to me and asking me to sign something. The receipt was so small I couldn't even read it, and stupid me I signed it. I wasn't about to argue with the bouncer. I don't remember leaving the place or walking back to my hotel. Almost felt like I was drugged. Tonight I checked my credit card balance and there were over $1,200 in charges!!!!! WTF? I know my clothes never came off and I know I didn't get any extras so I pretty much got screwed. My own fault for using a credit card (you guys warned me!) The entire thing was just a big tease. I remember feeling like the bouncer was keeping an eye on us the entire dance. Oh, and I didn't pick my stripper, they just sent one in to me. This girl must have just had a spray tan because my shirt was covered with orange stuff and after I threw it in the wash it still didn't come off. It was a waste of time and money. I wish I could give more details about the dance and the girl but I was just too damn drunk. I'll fill out the review at some point but I'm just too pissed right now. My fault for using a credit card, but I was definitely ripped off! The joke is I read some reviews on other sites (this one too I think) and they're all pretty crappy. I will never go back to this place! STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!
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