Classy Chassy is one of the...

Classy Chassy is one of the larger strip clubs I've ever been too. It's never really packed, even on a Saturday night. For people that have been to Brad's Brass Flamingo (Indy's most popular strip club, you will notice that Classy has less people on the weekend than Brad's does during the week. Classy has one long stage with a large strip pole in the middle and two small circle stages in the back. These are rarely used. The cover is $10 bucks. Drinks are pricey. A shot of Grey goose Vodka is $8 while house vodka is $6.50. Bottle of Coors Lite is $5 bucks. The waiting staff is pretty good. Usually because they have too many servers and they all take a trip around the club. You may get asked if you're 'ok' by 3 different waitresses within a 20 min period.

As far as the strippers go. Couch dances are $20 bucks a song, VIP dances are $150 a song (though a lot of dancers will tell you it's $200. They have to give a cut to the house and they're just trying to make extra money. Don't fall for it). The couches are in an adjacent room to the club where you can only be seen by other guys getting dances and the DJ (who seems for the most part not to pay attention to what's going on). The quality of stripper, as far as looks, is really a wide range. On a weekend night is when you're going to see the best looking dancers. There's probably 2 or 3 hotties, 6 or so average/decent, and 3 or so that you'll need a couple more shots. The quality of stripper, as far as how well they perform on your lap, is also a wide range. If you get the right dancer, you'll be happy to spend $20 on her. She'll do more than she's suppose to. If she's great there than she's probably great in the VIP. The VIP rooms are in the back of the club and though there's a doorway with no door to each little room, it's still semi-private.

I've had some good times at this club. I usually go on a Saturday night. There is always the problem of dancers staying with their regulars, so the new guy feels he doesn't have a chance. Here's how you solve that problem. If you see a girl you really like, wait for her to go on stage. They all must go on stage at some point. Even if they're doing couch dances, when they're name is called, they have to go dance. Go sit at the stage and be willing to throw extra money at her when she comes over to give you a dollar dance (like 5 bucks or so). Ask her if she'll have time to give you a couch dance tonight. Even if she has a regular, she wants to make money and a lot of times the regular isn't spending money on her all night. He's just someone she knows and she feels comfortable sitting with having a cigarette or a drink. Usually I'll get a couple of couch dances and then they'll want to come sit and hang with me.