If you want to get sexually...

If you want to get sexually assaulted within 1 minute of sitting down, this is the place. At first I thought it was a bit strange - no tables,

just a very long bar, behind which 2 strippers were dancing. There was no cover charge, ( I went at 5 pm today, Thursday) but $5 for a drink.

All of a sudden, here comes Adriana, a Brazilian just back from Carnival. About a 6 face-wise, but an easy 10 body-wise. Right at the bar,

She sits on my lap, starts feeling me and kissing me, saying "it will be really good". Well, it was. $30 for a "dance" (I didn't hear any music) and

Very well worth it. We went into a private room where she made no pretense at "dancing" as she unbuttoned my shirt. And was all over me,