I've been in to Centerfolds a...

I've been in to Centerfolds a couple times over the last few weeks, and I might make this my regular. One complaint is the parking/door situation. It opens up directly onto the street, and there isn't designated parking, so finding one on the street can be a hassle. Also, there's construction going on that stops traffic right out front, so when you leave, there's a bunch of judgmental eyes just burning into you the whole way to your car.

The day crew can be pretty hit or miss. A hit is a hot spinner like Nova, who gives a great lap dance, especially if she likes you. A miss can be almost anyone else. I've been approached by old-ass strippers who I wish wouldn't come near me. One looks just like my mother in law, which made me want to yak. Another just looked haggard and strung out. There are a few nicer looking girls, like Jenna who offers dance specials and is nice and nice to talk to. Even the good-looking ones are iffy, however. I had a nice looking black girl give me a dance then try to upsell me for a non-specific "massage" for an exorbitant price. Please. Also, she may have just went to the bathroom, because certain angles made her smell like crap. I mean actual crap, as if she hadn't finished cleaning herself afterwards. I spent our time together trying to get her to not grind her ass on me.