Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Decided to check this place out...

VIP Review
Avatar for cobra45
cobra45
Feb 7, 2004, 1:10 PM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Not Provided Not Provided

Decided to check this place out and it was much better than what I expected. Very nice interior. $5 cover on a Friday night. Domestic beer $3.75. As you walk in, there is a room to the left where the main stage, a small satellite stage, and the main bar are. Also, a couple of video poker machines. Straight ahead as you walk in is the area called the "red room", which is another bar and a satellite stage. To the right of the red room, there was another area, but I'm not real sure what that was for as it was not very busy. Maybe it was for private dances (which here, as everywhere else in this neck of the woods, is a private air dance.) As you walk in on the right, there is an area with pool tables which seem nice, but nobody uses. There were not as many girls as the gold club, but to me it seemed that they have 3-4 that were just as attractive as any you will find there (solid 8's, maybe a 9 on somebodies scale). Stage dances were topless. Girls rotate from main stage to the red room stage back to the main room on the satellite stage, then on the floor for a while. Just like all the other clubs around here, there are no contact/lap dances, just the air dances. I would have rated this place an 8 or 9 if not for that. Did see a couple of local celebs in Lavalais and the DE who wears his hair in dreads up like Lennox Lewis' hair (can't remember his name). And there is no charge for parking and no bathroom troll here. Overall, when I go to a club in the BR, it will be here.

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998