My visit to the Hustler Club...

My visit to the Hustler Club in Baltimore was also my first visit to a strip club of any sort. As such, my review may be slightly skewed but since then, I have visited all of the other strip clubs on the infamous Block. Without a doubt, I can say that this club is the cleanest, friendliest and most professional of any that you would find downtown. While the other clubs are hole in the wall establishments with menacing/pushy bouncers outside who call you to come inside to see the most beautiful girls in the world, the Hustler club has a bouncer who was easy to talk to and very laid-back.

Moving inside, the club itself has a mandatory coat check and behind the counter is a private smoking area. The bar is small but since don't drink, I didn't find it much of a big deal. The music was sometimes loud and obnoxious but it lent credence to the typical club factor. The DJ seemed to know what he was doing but some of the dancers complained to me about his antics. The seats are comfortable and clean and the entire place has a very modern, clean feeling. The stage is in the center of the club with two dancing poles that go up to the second floor. Overall, the atmosphere is relaxing and more high-class than anything else next to it.

The main attraction, obviously, was the dancers. Some of them were unappealing to me in that they were overweight, old, covered in tattoos or just wore a depressed/dejected expression of "I don't want to be here" on their faces while dancing. Again, I stress that this was only "some" of the dancers and I firmly believe that they are there to cater to the wide spectrum of customers who frequent the club. The majority of the dancers were gorgeous ladies who enjoyed conversation and were about my age (early 20s). The first lap dance I ever received was at this club and it was wonderful. The girl really knew what she was doing and she reassured me when I was nervous. We spent a lot of time in a VIP room and I enjoyed the experience of getting to know her. Another girl was slightly less conversational and more kinky but just as polite. Her lap dance was phenomenal. She made sure to be very sensual by licking/biting my ears and blowing warm breath all over my body. I went with her to the "barely legal" VIP room which has no cameras and she did some really memorable things to me. Hopefully you will enjoy it just as much as I did but be sure to bring money. The place isn't cheap ($40 for a two-song lap dance and VIP rooms that range from $200 - $400 for a half hour). There is an ATM and the name that appears on your credit card in HDV Baltimore. However, a cursory search of HDV Baltimore online reveals that it is a strip club. I would name some of the best dancers at Hustler but I don't think it would be appropriate. Just go to the Hustler club and see who you like. Everyone has different tastes but at least the Hustler club has a certain type of dancer for everyone.